Jason, I offer you a massive e-hug and a date with Jennifer Lawrence that you can redeem by asking her out if you ever see her. Just tell her Ravey sent you.

If we're going for humiliation, we could always do this. Except not tell them we're using chocolate.

Yeah, it is generally the Civic. Occasionally the Integra. And the Cobalt is gaining momentum on that front as well.

Cars with terrible modifications. Usually sound like farts.

I wish you the best of luck in your search, Torch, and if by chance it turns up in Toronto, I'll be vigilant here.

Just curious, how much of a difference is there between "High" and "Ultra" settings? I'm genuinely curious, just to see how long I can keep my GTX 460 Superclocked, considering I was getting 55-65 FPS (at least on benchmark) on High settings at 1080p. I'm a poor/cheap student though, so I want to hold off for a while.

This link seems relevant for this article.

The Alfa Romeo Montreal definitely has one of the best hood scoops. It isn't overly intrusive, NACA ducts are always awesome, and the placement of it is also useful for styling as well; it was placed there to put less emphasis on the car's power bulge.

"I hope nobody sees me dragoning the fat chick" - Raph

As a Southern Ontario resident for most of my life, I was taken by surprise by the disdain between the two groups when I went to work up north (2 hours east of Thunder Bay, for context) for a summer.

Although to say the disdain doesn't exist in Southern Ontario would be a lie, it isn't nearly as apparent as it is in…

I was hoping the fight would start by someone calling someone else a hoser.

Even if it isn't car related, Florida Gulf Coast University is awesome right now. Dunk City is fun to watch, unlike most low seeds, and who knows how far they can go (although logic says this is as far as they go).

Considering all I have heard about the new Accord, I might just take this instead, even if it isn't in the same category bracket.

Gross, but honest.

Mazda is like Kalashnikov. The more you think about it, the more the Miata and the AK-47 make perfect sense together (although the AK is usually teamed with a Hilux, Toyota as a whole doesn't fit the comparison).

I can see that. 240Z is Donkey Kong. KPC10 Skyline GT-R is Super Mario World. The The 300ZX, could be like GoldenEye. The R32/34 Skyline GT-R is Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask.

"Let's get in on this retro craze! We'll put out the coolest thing ever!"

NOPE.

Proposed location for the next Jalopnik hangout. I hear Raph will have to drive this around while we gather Jalops across North America.

One question. Where is it?

For vanity reasons, I am very glad my metaphor made it onto the list verbatim.