So Andrew McCutchen pays about $20,000 per month not to live in Pittsburgh?

$1500 into his 401(k)? Dude’ll never have enough to retire comfortably at that rate.

I always thought it looked like a crying dog.

Some tips for the PC version:

I actually don’t appreciate the reality.

Well I just rented a Hyundai, took it as fast as I could across the Bonneville Salt Flats, drifted it, got it stuck twice, got it covered in salt, and then took this photo.

Dear reader “Dave”:

It has a ghost driver!!!

Every non-Patriots fan:

If Russia phased them out, I am not aware, but yes the Sa-200 is the Sa-5. But there are still plenty of them still in operations around the world.

The planes in Spain fall mainly on the plain.

Nah, not filled with... It is cocaine.

Lol it looks so cute while confused and tired.

Dome Zero. You’re saying “Hey that looks cool” right?

Jalopnik: WE NEED MORE HATCHBACK PERFORMANCE CARS! WE NEED MORE QUIRKY WEIRD CARS! WE NEED MORE RISKY CARS! WE NEED MORE REASONABLY USEABLE PERFORMANCE CARS! ARGH WE HAVE UNREASONABLE DEMANDS THAT DON’T MAKE BUSINESS SENSE FOR MANUFACTURERS!!

Yeah, but you have to use that little allen wrench to put it together.

Really? I find this to be the most Japanese of the high-end sports cars. Most early reviewers compared it not to a 911 Turbo, but to a PlayStation.

Just going back to their automotive roots...

Well it fits perfectly with 1940’s Germany.