Damn. This guy will not accept any reasonable offer!!

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

We liberated the shit out of that car.

There have been several nominations for most American already, but they are all wrong. The car that most represents America is the Shelby Cobra.

A Swedish box for carrying Swedish flat pack furniture. Very appropriate.

We saw this guy drinking 8 Bud Lites so we knew he was up for whatev... HEY NO NOT PUNCHING THE BLACK GUY THAT’S NOT THE THING WE WERE SUGGESTING

Some friends and I visited Baltimore September 2013 for four days to see the Yankees and Orioles play. Camden Yards was an incredibly nice park and from that photo, I recognize the building in the background. It’s the convention center I think. That was our walk back to the hotel, for sure. I may have just been a…

I’m sure the Deadspin readership enjoyed your Fodor’s for Dipshits entry on Baltimore (incl. rare usage of the word, “hael”).

More powerful than you can ever imagine.

“Why not berate them for simply being poor, sir?”

That’s a lot of Mooney.

Here’s a couple . ..

Bless me, for I have sinned!

You know, I think when a 'mechanic' sells his used cars, you just run away! My worse beater was sold to me from a Mechanic, he took my tired, but trusty 1984 Chrysler New Yorker and gave me a 86 POS Renault Alliance. That was an idiotic trade in restrospect. In my feeble defense, I was in college, this was my first…

My 1993 Chevy S-10 Blazer.
It had a 4.3v6 with 200,000 miles already on it.
When I bought her for $500 the engine was in the back seat.
My first drive was being toed by a 4 wheeler.
Anything that opens always lures bees and wasps. So this was not funny when your at a gas station and your getting attacked, Popping the…

Cones? Barricades? Paint? Pavement patching compound? Employees? Or do you think parking lots maintain themselves?