It will however give new meaning to having double wide porches.

Narrow-body 911s have now just jumped 1000% in value. In 2025, Porsche will make a special edition run of narrow-body 911 Carreras, limited to 356 produced, sold out before the public announcement even hit the blogs. 

If they’re all widebody, none of them are widebody.

Does anyone really care about stuff like this? It’s not 1 of 1 because the original owner picked weird options buddy.

An ultra-rare Alfa Romeo Ranger with the Z71 package? I’ll allow it.

But bro, where’s the 2JZ part number bro?

“I had a customer in Seattle who just relocated and was looking for a used Subaru.”

How trashy would it be to use my dehydrator for this and make this the family xmas gift this year?

Why do you put 191,000 miles on a car like a Viper?

... and your favorite Jalopnik motorsports photographer will be there covering the action, checking the number one item off his bucket list.

It’s the latest antidepressant/ADHD medication from Novartis called Solara.

He wants older not 2002.

Do I win anything?

It’s usually the least of your underhood concerns when you’ve got a Citroen.

Yes, they can sue you if you put a Dominos trademark on a car, then film monetized Youtube videos with it.

Never go full Mustang.

How come you think your 2005 car “may not last much longer”?

Ford Explorer ST: BECAUSE NONE OF YOU FUCKS ARE BUYING THE FORD TAURUS SHO AND WE WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW IT’S AWESOME BY SLAPPING AN EXPLORER BODY ON IT SO IT WILL SELL LIKE HOTCAKES.

I see nothing wrong here.

I’m not sure that’s a good final solution...