Go and check out a brand new 2023 “Cadillac DaFuq?”

This one seems easy. Plymouth Prowler:

Sounds like it, yeah.

No one’s outraged that he wanted to use red, white, and blue.

In case anyone wants to actually see the cool tires mentioned in the headline without going on a fucking goose chase:

Great googly moogly.

Harley owners *can* be dickheads. Harleys themselves aren’t the problem.

I have a Buick, an Audi and three Porsches. If I cared about owner demographics, I’d certainly avoid all of those.

To be fair, not every light on the BMW’s dash is illuminated.

Looks like a Pontiac Sunfire (remember those?) with a bad body kit. Nothing special enough here to overcome that.

But why, if you’re going to be stuck in your car for hours, why not a Buick.

CVT.........

Thank you for allowing me to cross out at least one thing on my anxiety checklist.

Fish in a trunk you say?

Plot twist, all the numbers are just KMH with the KMH scribbled out and MPH in crayon in their place.

Everything makes a lot more sense that way.

Um, that’s not how marketing works. Marketing doesn’t dictate what engineering and design bring to life. 

They can if they plan on selling it for another 12 years.

I can kind of see where you’re coming from on this. I think the draw is in doing something very few other people do that transcend the boundaries of expectation, but I imagine it comes down to the kind of person you are. I’ve had a lot of wild shit sprung on me in my life and a lot of adventure that I definitely…

Dang, I get those mixed up sometimes.

That’s missing the point; the third row is rarely ever unfolded, 90% of the time it’s used as a four seater. For the two times a year you visit grandma, then you get out the third row. It’s the convenience of having it available instead of needing to rent a van when you travel, persay. That said, it’s also convenient…

That square ass grille is killing me. It looks so out of place alongside the rest of the car. I’m hoping they reshape it or at least make it smaller on the production car.