I disagree.

Driving to work and back without paying for gasoline?

Brakes. They really are a simple system and once you know how you can do them at home with good parts for 1/3 of what you would pay someone. Plus you know how to clean them each spring (if you live in the snow belt) to give them that like new feeling and keep them going strong. I love that nice, high, responsive brake…

Something with a stick. You can’t use a phone while driving a stick so it keeps you honest. When you’re done learning, you can drive almost anything on the road and you’re apparently carjacking-proof in North America. On the downside you get the people honking at you when you stall during the left turn advance 3…

I had a 1991 Camaro RS that I got not-running for really cheap. The Vehicle Anti-theft System (VATS - what everyone thinks is a microchip in GM keys in the early 1990's) malfunctioned and wouldn’t let me start the car. That’s when I found out that the chip wasn’t a chip - it’s a resistor. Buying a 25 cent resister and…

Neutral: What If Everyone Is Bad

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

Just take the Gurney bump and make it a Lincoln bump.

Lincoln Continental. Because his name, and the whole keeping the continental US together part. Also, he is tall so convertibles make sense. That said, he was also assassinated, so maybe not the best idea.

what precedent is NASCAR setting with this? A guy is being celebrated for making a chicken shit move because he drives the #3 car. Denny Hamlin nearly got murdered for doing this in a race last year. Why even bother leading a race anymore?

Worthless as it most definitely has severe title issues.

13? How about we just go ahead and

“No lowballs, I know what I got.”

I would edit a Corona logo onto the trailer, but I don’t have Photoshop loaded onto this laptop.

Do you rake them like some sort of savage, or did you cut down all the trees in your yard?

Turnabout’s fair play, space creatures!

Yeah but let’s talk about the panel gaps

Nah, he made it to 26: https://jalopnik.com/haha-what-a-loser-everyone-knows-that-a-real-man-would-1603190628

“Speed cameras are a fact of life these days, and are generally accepted as such”

Is that a space horse proximity gauge on the dash?