For more on John Cena’s thoughts, click the link below something something Auto Trader slash over-steer

As the good Lord said, “be thy rich in seed, be’st poor in car”-Ford 2:50. Saddle up, ‘father’, you’ve got yourself a congregation to haul.

It’s a fucking video game.

She wouldn’t have had this problem, she would’ve rolled up to her own casino.

We specifically requested the R for... reasons.

Or simply lack of choice. Yes, we have less to spend now. Taxes go up, electricity goes up, clothes go up... everybody acts like they’re the only one raising prices, and the cumulative effect hits us. But MOST important here, cars increase in price EVERY year, adding more and more crap like on-board internet, while…

Most cars since the advent of electronic fuel injection cut fuel flow while under a engine braking/negative load scenario. For visual reference, if you’ve ever been in a car that displays “instant” fuel mileage, you’ll typically see the display go to 99.9 as the injectors aren’t firing.

Please tell me your family business was slingin’ parts for Harry.

At $999, is the iPhone X too overpriced for even Fancy Kristen?

76 years old and going out in a high speed crash in a muscle car. I can think of worse ways to sign off.

Of course you’re not alone on this website. The more interesting question is if you have two cars you love but only room in the living room for one. Say for your Bug or Reliant. A real Torchie’s Choice. (Sorry...)

When America sends its cars, they do not send the best. They are not sending this. They are not sending that. They are sending cars that have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems with us. They are bringing flood damage. They are bringing frame damage. They are salvage title. And some, I presume, are…

which Kia calls an “extended hot hatch” for whatever reason

At some point in a gearhead’s life, we mature beyond the posters of supercars and top trumps specs, and realize that there will always be something faster, something more expensive, something sleeker. That’s when we turn into Torchinsky and start looking for weird instead of exotic.

Do you really have to ask?

Good thing it wasn’t a black car

Where are they coming up with these numbers for maintenance costs? As in where did the 70k come from for the Lincoln? The old Town cars used the Panther platform, which had been around forever and ever and by that point was more or less bulletproof. I’ve been in a number of Crown Vic cabs that had well over 500k on…

Is that Fancy Kristen?

It’s really nice to hear some heartwarming, feel good stories when everything else around seems to be running afoul.

It’s the car for people who got thrown in the back of one upon arrest, and it imprinted on them. A sort of auto-Stockholm syndrome.