thats a very muddy stuffed Charmander

I may have starred this by accident while I was puking

Explanation: balls are funny.

Literally every car in the left lane, directly in front of me.

“Lastly, you’ll be fine if the airline loses your luggage. You won’t have to show up to that big meeting in sweatpants.”

Jeep. Wrangler.

For what it’s worth, I don’t hate the Prius. Prius drivers, on the other hand...

I believe the later jellybean ones had a V8.

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

Need for Speed taught me all about these beauties, and I’m pretty sure Nicolas Cage is pointing at a 550 when doing his “self-indulgent weiners” line in Gone in 60 Seconds. That line is pretty ironic now, considering that any 550 you’d see out and about is probably owned by a connoisseur and not a new-money whatever.

Not everyone’s a good TypeR.

they came from the factory with rust

And blinker fluid

I’ll list all of my triggers that I can think of:

FCA is having too much fun ripping off people who don’t care enough about quality and just pay attention to horsepower and 96 month loan options.

Holy shit...

If you weren’t a writer and a Jalop with a sense of justice you could make a fortune as a patent troll.

Fingers crossed for the old LMP1s on bringatrailer.com in the coming months.

That’s only a 1JZ in your picture