Mirai is nothing. This is the monstrosity that we will be stuck with starting next year: The all new 2016 Toyota Prius.

I think the black snake took endoscopy a little too far.

Annnd I thought my kids’ Momentum M2s were expensive.

You just made those people go 💔.

When you get a repair bill for your Ferrari and you can’t afford it.

I stopped watching after 10 seconds.

I farted while reading this.

Too many eggs in one basket, methinks.

Believe it or not: VW Westfalia bus

TV: “MOCKINGJAY...”

Having sex on the go and safely.

That Cayman? No, but I want this Cayman.

Toyota EX-I, debuted in 1969.

Wanna hear something funny?

Scared yet?

I... I think I’m in love.

That makes two of us. I see a dick in about everything.

Or go on disability for... I dunno, loneliness?

Yeah, we do. Desperately. I’m getting sick and tired of 2-minute ads on 18-second videos. My AdBlockPlus isn’t doing shit. I ain’t paying $10 for an YouTube Red account for ad-free videos. PLUS I don’t trust Google with my credit card.