When you get a repair bill for your Ferrari and you can’t afford it.

Believe it or not: VW Westfalia bus

TV: “MOCKINGJAY...”

Having sex on the go and safely.

That Cayman? No, but I want this Cayman.

Toyota EX-I, debuted in 1969.

Scared yet?

I... I think I’m in love.

That makes two of us. I see a dick in about everything.

Judging by the badge, early 2000 Vauxhall Omega.

From the looks of the trailer, the movie is going to be disappointing.

Uh... I think I want this instead.

Anything in chromaflair. It makes cars look wrong from every angle.

Was it a Maine Coon? We have one that is 23 lb and perfectly healthy. It’s a bitch to bathe him, especially with rising California water costs.

I test drove a G55 a couple of years ago. I loved it, but it just wasn’t for me. I don’t know what all the fuss is about. Car journalists probably reviewed press cars with busted suspension.

I don’t want to see Michel Wyder going up in flames. This shit isn’t cool.

Porsche 550. 140mph with barely any safety equipment. We all know what happened to James Dean.

Charon is the captain.

Back in the early 90’s, I rented a Sentra. When I started the car, the steering wheel went crazy. It looked like this. Something was wrong with the pump.

Drive a pre-1960’s car. You’ll be safe. Why? These cars don’t have seatbelts!