My school offered driver’s ed class. The worst part? It was at 6:30 in the morning. Waking up at 5:00 for school? The horror!

Pictured: Bieber in 20 years from now.

As a SoCal surfer who surfed with sharks several times, they’re pretty chill. The only time sharks aren’t chill is when they get a taste of blood. If you get cut in the presence of sharks, get the fuck out of the water.

Looks like an inverted dick when it’s... You know.

Looks like an inverted dick when it’s... You know.

I LOVE the pen* that came with my Intuos Pro. It can do more than your shitty Bic pen.

I LOVE the pen* that came with my Intuos Pro. It can do more than your shitty Bic pen.

But THIS was a thing.

Apart from slightly colder temperatures, winter pretty much doesn’t exist here in SoCal. My automotive activity is the same all year long. I’m looking forward to continue restoring my dad’s F100 with my kids though.

Buddypic and Faceparty FTW!

When I was 10 or 11, I woke up my parents and said, “Mom and dad... I’m gay. Would you like your coffee?”

I’m waiting for someone to build a mirrored version of the track. Do it reverse.

There, I fixed it.

Do you mean sewerage waste lava?

Any supercar. People will slow down and clog the traffic to snap pictures and vertical videos of your car. You want your privacy? Ha!

Cosby hasn’t been convicted. Why is everyone jumping the gun?

How about making this debate into a charity bid-off where beautiful women and men are allowed to buy the men for a night of whatever?

I’m sure the person requiring medical attention died during this 12-minute journey.

Meh. No movie can top Goodnight Mommy. Imagine two pairs of big, glassy eyes silently staring at you. One of them is dead.

And erase every joule of momentum in zero seconds! It will fuck up your car, shave the crust off of the planet, and propel the planet into the sun.

Matchbox made a variant with faux wood panel paint. Hot Wheels just use brown plastic with wood texture on it.

The keys to the custom car were still in Leitner’s pocket, meaning that once the criminals turned it off, they couldn’t start it again.