I’m waiting for the Matchbox counterpart.

Yahoo, Outlook, Hotmail, and AOL are still around? I’ll be damned.

Please don’t give Marvel any ideas...

For a minute there, I thought they were racing on pogo sticks. I survived the 90’s, gimme a break.

I’m waiting to see a high def video of Saturn, the most beautiful planet in our solar system. Get to work, Hubble!

Messerschmitt Me163, a tiny rocket-powered plane.

I’m not a woman, but holy shit, Merrell makes the best running shoes for men and women. Lots of options, great quality, good support, light, comfortable, and easy to clean. The only disadvantage is cost. It costs $150-175 for a pair, but unlike overpriced shit from Nike and Reebok, they last a good while.

I’m not a woman, but holy shit, Merrell makes the best running shoes for men and women. Lots of options, great…

Hephaestus, god of blacksmith. He can make my car run on magic. No need for gas or maintenance.

This is why my boyfriend and I don’t plan on dropping a fortune on a wedding. Go to a courthouse, get married with our kids as witnesses, and get it over with.

Auto Union’s canceled supercar, the Type 52.

Who are you kidding? America is obsessed with war, gay marriage, and zombies.

Meanwhile in Pennsylvania...

The Sun Gun. I fucking love this idea, but it was never developed.

Alternative title: “Russia Shows American War Machines How It’s Done”

Ithacus: sending 1,200 soldiers into the space to the destination..

My favorite non-Pokemon Pokemon is Ling Ling.

Make gifs of American Apparel CEO dancing with his dick out. Profit! This guy obviously didn’t give two shits about the company. No wonder he got his own ass fired.

When a company files bankruptcy, it will probably go out of business soon afterwards. Remember Circuit City? They filed bankruptcy and vanished like fart in the wind.

The Nazis. They faced all kinds of trouble starting up the space program for us.