Good riddance!

Yep.

Playing or talking on the phone in a restaurant was considered rude in the early 2000’s. Goddamn, that woman needs to get with the times. My boyfriend, our twin sons, and I pull out our phones to show photos or Facebook posts because it is the FUTURE for fuck’s sake. We only pull out our phones when we wait for food.…

I think I better start doing that. Otherwise they will call CPS on me for checking my phone.

I got yelled at by a female customer in her 40’s. Very mature!

I got yelled at for texting my boyfriend to ask if he needed anything from the store when I did my shopping with my kids. The text took only 15 seconds. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“GODDAMNIT!”

Haha, great minds think alike.

My family and I are restoring my dad’s Ford F100. One time I took it out for a test drive, a dude followed me for 17 miles and asked if it was for sale. I walked around my truck. Sure enough, there wasn’t a For Sale sign.

So I guess this means Model X owners aren’t safe driving behind TDI Volkswagens.

My boyfriend and I have solid jobs. We have twin sons. We have everything we need to restore my dad’s Ford F100. The joy of watching them having fun is fucking priceless.

Ford Focus RS500. It’s nice and all, but it’s TOO MUCH for an “economy car.”

I would like to see an article on premature ejaculation. A lot of guys, myself included, suffer from this. It never affected my relationship with my boyfriend though.

Steal as many same cars as possible for parts.

I think those doors are gimmicks because most people wouldn’t park in tight spaces. Cool idea though.

Oh fuck me, ANOTHER Mercedes coupe/sedan/CUV/SUV/thing. ... Wait, scratch that. The GLE 63 AMG is actually drop dead gorgeous. I want to replace my dying car with one.

I’d buy a Model X because its technology is awesome. I ain’t buying it because it’s fucking ugly. I want a shit ton of wings and fins, canopy windows, sliding doors, and joysticks like a real Motorama show car.

Do you mean the other way around?

6: Religion in general.

Yep. I found a black widow in one of the cabinets in my kitchen a couple of weeks ago. I scooped it up and let it out. I ain’t killing it for no reason like this stupid asshole.