The texture on the wand does the magic. 😏

Well, he starts off with real sounding rods before moving to the Elder Wand.

My boyfriend’s finest homemade tamales. My twin sons inhaled their dinner and chewed on the corn husks.

I’m sorry. Would you prefer a smaller spider?

Cool, but what are you doing online? Take it out for a spin.

You want a Harry Potter story? Here.

I wanna hire this guy.

Nobody wanted to pay nearly 100K for a VW.

How much of a difference does it make if a package is 49 pounds versus 53 pounds?

Now, now, don’t get worked up over this. People make mistakes, you know. This happened last year. A few months later, Obama saluted with his coffee mug.

What’s up with the lead shot? Why does it look like a screenshot from Gran Turismo 6?

Yep.

As a father of twin sons, this movie broke my heart.

With hundreds of thousands of conveyer belts at LAX? Those people are weak. I ain’t paying a fee to sympathize with them.

Going over the check-in weight limit.

44 year old man who plays with Legos? I feel sorry for him.

were in danger of exploding upon a rear-end impact.

Winter in California was so fucking cold last year. It was like 15 degrees on the morning of Christmas. Maybe that’s because I live half mile away from the beach.

Alternatively, throw a large white sheet with two holes over your naked body and call it a day. “Boo.”

TL;DR. Big Daddy built custom cars, not hot rods. He did paint hot rods though. Tom Daniels built custom cars too. The closest car customizer to a hot rodder was George Barris.