I wish I can say the same about California. It’s always fucking hot and dry during fall.

I see race cars, dragsters and custom cars. No hot rods. Hot rods are restored classic cars grandpas take to car shows.

No, just no.

Going through the Rocky Mountains in a long ass tunnel is the most boring part of this trip.

Oh shit, did you film Jim and Michelle’s first sexual intercourse on their prom night?

Videos shot on DSLRs suck. When DSLR sensors get hot, they produce noise even at low ISO settings. Video cameras handle noise better in the long run.

This article encourages narcissism. I’m secretly digging this.

Ferdinand Piech resigned after trying to get VW CEO fired. Makes you wonder why he wanted to fire Winterkorn...

Toyota Echo. Remember these? 38 mpg average. I fucking loved my Echo until an asshole in a bro truck turned it into an insurance write-off.

Makes you wonder why Piech was trying to get Winterkorn fired.

My boyfriend: “No flying car cheat? This game fucking sucks.”

I fucked a tampon inside a girl who forgot to remove it beforehand. Talk about cockblock. :/