How much is he threatening to sue you for if you don’t say that? His music is pedestrian and self-indulgent.

Bottom-feeders have brains, too!

Typical privileged Republican viewpoint: “I got mine; yours is up to you.”

“This is my surprised face...”

In fairness, it was nearly Overkill.

Do you really want to run the risk of losing a philosophical argument to a shark? Because I suspect it would make a fairly strong case.

“I can also sing and dance!”

“a journey dark,
and yet you never
swing the lantern,
chase the strange
phantasmic magic
of the leaping shadow.

Still a better outcome than most Browns drives.

You okay, Kara?

Then shove it back in. And repeat. Am I right or am i right?

Here’s a blanket statement. I know it, and I don’t care.

Probably just reminds her of a sweaty Stallone working big slabs of meat.

This whole exchange has been Kinja at its best.

A hot (steaming, coiled) take.

Thank you for helping keep an art form alive.

You’re just reading the wrong poets, friendo.

Very funny, Deadspin. Everyone knows there’s no O-line coaching in Cleveland.

Works much better with this as the soundtrack:

Just more promo hype for Sci-Fi’s new blockbuster “Flipper vs. Flapper.”