Originally? From Prince.

I’m partial to “circus peanut with cotton-candy combover.”

Fortunately, you’ve constructed a fantasy in which made-up people can be guilty of it, anyway.

If ever there was a call for a trap door in front of the bench, this is it.

Not enough stars in the sky.

Is it wrong that I jacked it to this article?

On closer scrutiny, it appears he padded his mileage.

The course of the nation and the supreme court shouldn’t be determined by a sentimental gesture, no matter the emotional gravity of the circumstances.

Can someone please teach Liptak how the internet works?

But who knows where she’ll be in another five years?!

“On July 15, 2015, AL stepped over the line by falsely accusing actor James Woods of being a cocaine addict…with a message sent to thousands of AL’s followers and hundreds of thousands of Woods’ followers,” Woods’ attorney writes in the suit.

Okay. That’s one vote against. What we have us here, folks, is a horserace.

I guess I’ll have to find another candidate to donate these fetus kidneys to.

No just marginalized and excluded as a matter of policy, reinforced by enablers such as yourself.

If you talk about your atheism enough to get you banned as a scout leader, you’re probably an asshole.

Walking on water is an exceptional survival skill.

No one wants your godless popcorn depleting our precious bodily fluids.

6) Poetry is.