I prefer the 07 (less chance of smearing), but I second the Pilot G2.

I prefer the 07 (less chance of smearing), but I second the Pilot G2.

Thanks, free agency. Now they can’t even remember who they play for.

Good for her. He would have been slapped on the wrist (again) by the legal system, treated like a boss in jail (if, in fact, he went this time) and ultimately returned intact to a life of money and privilege.

Way to phone it in. If you’re not going to categorically condemn all men or make some non-oblique reference to knives vs guns, you’re wasting virtual ink. Next time, take your work here seriously. Or, at the very least, thank Obama.

Another lily-white cast, I see.

Future Trump campaign manager?

What a half-assed Photoshop job.

Please enjoy some light reading, preferably while you fuck yourself.

On behalf of millions of southern progressives, including many who have dedicated their lives to civil rights, please allow me to invite you to go fuck yourself.

About as sublime an opening sentence as they headline could possibly demand. brava.

I’ve raised two of them, but I hope you didn’t miss the tongue-in-cheek nature of my reply.

Perhaps you could turn into a teachable moment by googling the lyrics and singing it with her, thus expanding her repertoire and buying yourself with some Kinja time while she practices incorporating new lyrics.

Carry one in your face then...

The meta-irony is, of course, that as we fuck ourselves all into one race, the very people who should be celebrating it the most will be the ones pouting because they’ve put so much effort and vitriol into identity politics.

In & Out truck showed up about 2 hours into the reception.

Assuming that left-leaning jurist is anti-death penalty. The left-leaning president and the left-leaning presumptive nominee are decidely not. so left-leaning folk who are pro-death penalty do exist in the wild.

Clinton is pro-death penalty.

Easy-breezy: Inherit a shitload of money and do whatever it takes, no matter how vile, to maintain and grow said fortune. You’ll find all beauty secrets at your fingertips.

We are blessed to share this planet with such genius.