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Absolutely. The G2 07, purple ink being the preference. Lightweight, smooth line, inexpensive. My go-to favorite.

Absolutely. The G2 07, purple ink being the preference. Lightweight, smooth line, inexpensive. My go-to favorite.

I hate your use of “we”

is that supposed to be a mexican joke?

Look, it’s impossible to tell what even happened the way these university activists even talk about the issues. They are so insulated from society at large that their jargon and lingo is impenetrable if you’re not in their direct social circle. They are not revolutionaries, they’re just a clique who think that if you

I will not take this abuse from a magical monk penis who has spectacularly failed to re-animate the russian aristocracy and use the resulting army to take over the world. I mean, seriously! What the fuck!?

I love that on Gawker people respond to an article about racists in North Dakota with “Ugh, the South is so goddamn racist.”

Looks like its curtains for her.

Jesus, this man resembles a thumb with teeth.

“and god shall smite the haters and losers”

No,no,his music(TM) is unique(R) and artistic(C).

“a journey dark,
and yet you never
swing the lantern,
chase the strange
phantasmic magic
of the leaping shadow.

Well, I’m once again an employed person. I start in 2 weeks, and I’m so relieved but also like, man, there goes my free time. I have lots of fun things coming up though, so that will make for a nice transition time. Unrelated, yesterday in yoga, I tried a new pose and fell flat on my head and also somehow cut open my

Why does this not have a million stars?

Whoa... the Uber drivers down under sound insane. You better run; you better take cover.

You are good.

You okay, Kara?

Oh brother, anyone who’s going to get outraged over this is a big ol’ prude. In the grand scheme of things to be outraged over, this is HARMLESS. Remove stick from ass.