Let's all get real about the real legacy:

NPH, on the other hand.....

I ain't gonna front. I'm a happily married hetero-normative dude and if NPH said he wanted to make out.... fuck yeah, I'd make out.

I'm so sick of winter right now that I could have the respiratory flu in 70 degree weather, and I would still be super, super happy. Seriously. I just wake up angry every single day at this point.

I don't think it's body snark but IMHO her makeup looks TERRIBLE. She's hot but it's making her look like she was up all night partying and then drunkenly overdid it.

If anyone is looking for absolutely wonderful, sane, non-judgemental makeup advice (including contouring!), I highly recommend Lisa Eldridge's site. I only recently discovered her, and man, I wish I'd had her calm, easy-going reassurance when I was a teenager. I get really exhausted by the arbitrary laws that some…

Jesus, thank you. This shit is all over Pinterest, and all the 'After' photos make these women look like porno-clowns. Put. the. Fucking. Bronzer. Down.

This would be so badass if it was, say, Neil deGrasse Tyson, or another pro-science smart person. As it is, it's still pretty badass.

Okay, um, that was rude, but that sentence was in reference to the plane being diverted somewhere else with the passengers still alive and on board. Which means they landed somewhere. So presumably they are not still at 30,000 feet in the middle of the "freaking ocean."

Really the most alarming thing is how orange your snot is afterwards. I mean, I guess it's something you should expect, but seeing dayglo orange mucus is pretty surprising. And fun to freak out other people with. I think I was a strange child.

Imma let you finish, but Little Debbie v. Hostess is the Baddest Cake Food Cage Match of All Time.

When I was a kid, we would eat straight Tang out of a plastic baggie we brought to school. Occasionally we would snort a bit of it on a dare because we were fucking stupid. If we would've been older we probably would've tried to smoke it too. Frankly, I'm sometimes shocked I made it to adulthood.

They had me at "Three times the orphans!"

I'm having a GOT Season 4 party at my house! We're having braised short rib pot pie (cause I just found out I'll allergic to chicken, negating my first idea of Honeyed Chicken, obvs. Also, who is allergic to chicken?), lemon cakes, Dornish Red and Arbor Gold, and probably also some roasted onions. And bread and…

False. You have clearly never tried Siggi's.

I just don't give a fuck about being nice just to be nice and not making waves because I'm a woman. IOW, my PMS/period time is when I get to act like a man.

I find this strange considering most men's penises are larger than the average super size tampon. They do know that they go into the same place, right?

"Periods are a perfectly natural element of the human experience, not a blood-soaked nightmare from whence we can never wake."

Epic Shade.

She has a point, though I cannot endorse the use of the word "boo" by anyone other than a ghost.

I don't understand how you would support the puppy if you didn't have a full-time job.