Doesn't she know lesbian couples are required in the bylaws to have a couple cats? Does she want you to get kicked out of the club?

But THIS DOG BELONGED TO THIS FAMILY. They already owned, loved, and raised this dog. It is not illegal to not spay your dog. It is not illegal to not have your dog wearing her tags while in the house, like my dog. Shit happens - no matter how responsible we are, sometimes dogs get away from us and get lost. I'll…

Does Tyrion have a lackey holding Ted's severed head, because that's an ending I could get behind.

It's better in the winter, as I always take them off by the door to avoid tracking water and salt everywhere, but in the spring/summer/fall, it's a disaster. Why I can't just take them off in one place, I'll never know.

Girl, living alone is like the greatest thing to ever happen to me. Things get done on my time and no one else's, and it's seriously so glorious after living with roommates and parents for the first 28 years of your life. High five for uninterrupted afternoon naps and getting to leave my shoes wherever the hell I…

Wait until your 40s, they're kind of awesome. I want to write a parody Dr. Seuss about it called, "Oh! All The Fucks You Won't Give!"

Smoldering makes him happy. You're just witnessing the beginning of the process.

I shouldn't and I feel a little shame faced: But watching HoC has lead me to have a bit of a crush on Spacey. :knock knock: indeed sir..

Well, I know I was keeping up with the news over the weekend thinking "Gosh, this situation in Ukraine sure is terrible. I wonder what the lead singer of the Go-Go's thinks about it?"

Oh thank god, I really thought maybe my sense of humor was broken. I didn't even giggle. Nary a titter.

That was an incredibly unfunny skit.

Read SD as South Dakota, and thought WHOA, that person is certainly hard core about winter.

Wow, something that I as a nerd finally have in common with religious nutjobs: hating deviations from the established canon of my favorite fictional universes.

Currently 9F here. So, heatwave and I'm going to go jogging shirtless.

It's very true. In the beginning I was out there running in it. Sub Zero temps and I felt like I was invincible. This week I just looked at the forecast and said, "Screw it." then baked up a pan of brownies with chocolate chip cookies on the top. As I sat there frosting them, I thought, "yep. This winter sucks."

That was great...but who did a lankier lip sync than Stephen Merchant? WHO?!

Same. The cracked black pepper ones have a place in my heart.

As right as you are, and you really, really are, I like that her response was so gracious. Girl knows how to take a knock.

And this is why the only thing I ingest is pure, organic virgin's blood. Great for the skin, too! And running them down on moonlit nights is great exercise.