You can’t help anyone if you are completely burned out. You owe nothing to your coworkers. They will hire someone else.

Shelter Cat Update!

Remember - Nun are people too!

helter Cat Update!

Shelter Cat Update!

Canadian here with a a semi-serious question.  Why do you guys still do Thanksgiving? If the internet is any indication, not one single person in your whole damn country seems to enjoy it at all.  Stop the madness!

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Shelter Cat Update!

Probably being told by my best friend to towel-whip one of his team-mates in the showers after they’d finished playing rugby.  I, ahem, got the wrong backside and that was how I met Mr Vinegar.

Trump: I’ve got this cockamamie idea that we should nuke hurricanes.

“The one thing about living in Santa Carla that I never could stomach: all the damned dentists.”

I don’t actually have anything to say. This just seemed like a great place to post this video.

Word to your mother(sauce).

Her but I think herself would work, too.

But did you have to use your AK?

I’m now that person who cannot read any story without relating it back to Trump. My thought half-way through this article - Oh, so the British people are pissed that their PRINCE is taking too many vacations? Our PRESIDENT won’t even work on the weekend.

Ah, Top Chef season 4 ... the halcyon days before Richard Blais was a cheflebrity being trotted out at every opportunity.

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

I'm canadian, so maybe i'm just dumb, but is cornhole when you fuck people in the ass?