“Man, what will we do when we run out of photos where Noth looks exactly how you imagine a sexual predator?”

“Oh, yawn, here’s meta-commentary about how this will go as a bunch of idiots argue about their obvious opinions.

Invasion of personal space unprompted and a sniff-sniff-sniff, or a hollered “compliment” about someone else’s body sans previous encouragement would be good lines for you not to cross in the future.

“I Will Personally Fight Whoever Is Shooting These Endangered Seals”

You can try fighting them, but from your own article, it sounds like they have guns, so good luck.

I’d certainly have a better beard.

Ah, so a regular cat then. I’m glad she’s OK.

Her name is Grudge, and Grudge is a queen and has people who will kill to protect her honour

I’ve never seen the show (I will at some point probably), but I want to know what happened to the cat in the picture. Is the cat OK? I need to know if the cat is OK.

What if he gets addicted to fucking himself?
Could become some kind of weird feedback loop of self-fucking and addiction and charming facial hair.

You can’t be diagnosed with sexual addiction. 

He used evil magick or something to make Alison Brie marry him.

I tried having a sex addiction. It didn’t seem to work.

I’d add a touch of laziness and selfishness.  These are people who want to stop doing their job so that they can wake up in their own bed Christmas morning.  After many months of almost no action on the case, the ruling could come down to the unfortunate coincidence with a popular Christian holiday.

When Lister-Jones was a guest star on Law and Order, Noth apparently leaned over to her between takes, smelled her neck, and told her, “You smell good.”

Tortured Exposition Dump is the name of my synth-punk band. Wr give long, detailed descriptions of each song before we play them.

Man that Zion Rave scene was so long I still feel like I’m watching it...

To be fair the original film had several of its exposition dumps during scenes of literal torture. So... that was meta... or something?

“Tortured Exposition Dump” is me describing getting through a hangover after my last trip to Tijuana.