Hey, has anyone seen a pair of eyeballs? I just rolled mine so hard they fell right out.

I’m dumb so I’ll ask--what does “it’s difficult not to question the timing of these stories coming out” supposed to mean?  These anonymous women want to cash in on his brief spike of relevance because of the SATC sequel (where he was killed off after one episode)?  I’m a little stumped by that one.  Was there  a…

Don’t even THINK about saying “Happy Holidays” to someone during a match.  

After this and the Santa outfit fiasco earlier I’ve come to the conclusion that FPS players nowadays are much like your elderly family, irrationally terrified of change especially around the holidays.

I assumed getting murdered by Krampus at the end of a hotly contested Call of Duty match would be objectively funny, but it seems players are less than pleased with the mythological creature’s ability to affect online competition so dramatically.

Good, nipples are pure evil.  I had mine removed.

who lifted her own shirt down

As a FDA certified saltine myself, god white people are so fucking fragile.

Couldn’t hand this one off to Jalopnik, huh?

Good.

and they take my corpse with them.

Gizmodo: “Chinese rockets that mess with the atmosphere are bad and will do bad stuff! Bad!”

sure yeah I bet there’s a bunch of well-adjusted necrophiliacs out there who just do it for the love of the game

Depends on the crime.

Found the Trump supporter

The arson was kind of a tip. Well adjusted people rarely set fire to something they don’t have insured.

Judging from the film’s reviews because the break up is much more entertaining.

I think something should be cleared up now before it gets out of hand:

This IS NOT a single player expansion or story. This still takes place entirely within GTA Online.