“anyone who doubts my conviction to be the most welcoming, inclusive workplace doesn’t really appreciate how important this is to me.”

That fucker looks like the creepiest hobbit. He’s Redcheeks Diddlepud, and he lives under the landfill.

“Where’s my super suit?!?”

Hey! I went to see the Force Awakens in my Darth Vader Onesie, in Manhattan and I was told I was the coolest person walking the streets that night! And they weren’t lying, were they? No they were laughing with me, laughing with me!

I hope they draw, quarter and devour the buffoon.

tbh I kinda assumed this already

If you say ‘Anne Frank’ in the mirror five times, Mel Gibson will appear.

Mel Gibson did happen to appear at the table next to my parents and brother when they went for lunch once. My parents have no particular opinion on him either way because they don't follow any of these events but I do remember they weren't impressed with his table manners.

I’m curious if Glover will do it. I know that a paycheck is a paycheck, but Glover leans on the opposite end of Mel’s problematic political beliefs.

If you have zero morals, then sure, why the hell not. Are we going to pretend half the voting public wouldn’t put this shit head into office if they could? Let alone buy a ticket to see one of his movies?

Only if Danny Devito gets another sex scene.

I would watch a Lethal Weapon movie starring Tom Hanks.  In either role.

Precisely. Gibson could be as beloved as Tom freakin’ Hanks, and trying to do another of this series would be a terrible idea.

Vice President Kamala Harris got more media attention last week than she has in months

oh also, just before anyone else does it:

Even in the best circumstances, this would already be the joyless exhumation of an old property with the shovel of nostalgia.

We do not live in the best circumstances

Sad

Sounds great, but I’d rather play the game where a cat inadvertently pushes the big red button to bring on nuclear winter because it’s fascinated by the bright object, but then through a comedy of errors unpushes it...and repushes it...and on and on, all while the soldiers around you don’t understand what’s happening…

I´m disappointed you didn´t title the article “I Want To Play The Cat Game Right Meow.”