“anyone who doubts my conviction to be the most welcoming, inclusive workplace doesn’t really appreciate how important this is to me.”

That fucker looks like the creepiest hobbit. He’s Redcheeks Diddlepud, and he lives under the landfill.

“Where’s my super suit?!?”

Hey! I went to see the Force Awakens in my Darth Vader Onesie, in Manhattan and I was told I was the coolest person walking the streets that night! And they weren’t lying, were they? No they were laughing with me, laughing with me!

I hope they draw, quarter and devour the buffoon.

tbh I kinda assumed this already

If you say ‘Anne Frank’ in the mirror five times, Mel Gibson will appear.

Mel Gibson did happen to appear at the table next to my parents and brother when they went for lunch once. My parents have no particular opinion on him either way because they don't follow any of these events but I do remember they weren't impressed with his table manners.

I’m curious if Glover will do it. I know that a paycheck is a paycheck, but Glover leans on the opposite end of Mel’s problematic political beliefs.

Hyperbole has one foot in reality, Alex Jone is a quack who peddles fake crap to the intellectually challenged.  

If you have zero morals, then sure, why the hell not. Are we going to pretend half the voting public wouldn’t put this shit head into office if they could? Let alone buy a ticket to see one of his movies?

I would watch a Lethal Weapon movie starring Tom Hanks.  In either role.

Precisely. Gibson could be as beloved as Tom freakin’ Hanks, and trying to do another of this series would be a terrible idea.

Vice President Kamala Harris got more media attention last week than she has in months

oh also, just before anyone else does it:

Tucker Carlson and Rachael Maddow were able to get judges to agree that their hyperbolic statements are opinion, exaggeration, and that reasonable viewers would not take their statements as factual.

“Wait, you mean if I say something false about someone else, and they call me out on it, then legally I have to *provide evidence about what I said* in court? They can’t make me do that,, that’s bullshit, this is America, I’m innocent until I say I’m guilty!” ~Alex Jones, basically

Sounds great, but I’d rather play the game where a cat inadvertently pushes the big red button to bring on nuclear winter because it’s fascinated by the bright object, but then through a comedy of errors unpushes it...and repushes it...and on and on, all while the soldiers around you don’t understand what’s happening…

I´m disappointed you didn´t title the article “I Want To Play The Cat Game Right Meow.”