If you say ‘Anne Frank’ in the mirror five times, Mel Gibson will appear.

Mel Gibson did happen to appear at the table next to my parents and brother when they went for lunch once. My parents have no particular opinion on him either way because they don't follow any of these events but I do remember they weren't impressed with his table manners.

I’m curious if Glover will do it. I know that a paycheck is a paycheck, but Glover leans on the opposite end of Mel’s problematic political beliefs.

If you have zero morals, then sure, why the hell not. Are we going to pretend half the voting public wouldn’t put this shit head into office if they could? Let alone buy a ticket to see one of his movies?

Only if Danny Devito gets another sex scene.

I would watch a Lethal Weapon movie starring Tom Hanks.  In either role.

Precisely. Gibson could be as beloved as Tom freakin’ Hanks, and trying to do another of this series would be a terrible idea.

Vice President Kamala Harris got more media attention last week than she has in months

oh also, just before anyone else does it:

Even in the best circumstances, this would already be the joyless exhumation of an old property with the shovel of nostalgia.

We do not live in the best circumstances

Is it possible for Kotaku to just not fucking talk about Amouranth?

What is with Kotaku’s fascination with trying to put over “Amouranth” as a content creator in such a dishonest way? Let me go ahead and correct your terrible writing, Ethan.

I’m not sure what confuses you about that concept though?  It’s not sexist to catcall a stripper at a strip club, it is sexist to catcall random women on the street because you can’t control yourself.  Seems pretty straightforward.

Oh. There is touching. 

people are just mad and jealous that a pretty girl is smarter than them and gamed a system to her advantage.

I never would’ve known she existed if not for this site and it certainly doesn’t take a genius to figure out that 99% of her appeal is that she’s hot. Plain and simple. Nothing I’ve read in any of these articles about her has made it seem like she has any interesting talent(s) worth spending hours of time watching her …

Sad

Sounds great, but I’d rather play the game where a cat inadvertently pushes the big red button to bring on nuclear winter because it’s fascinated by the bright object, but then through a comedy of errors unpushes it...and repushes it...and on and on, all while the soldiers around you don’t understand what’s happening…

I´m disappointed you didn´t title the article “I Want To Play The Cat Game Right Meow.”