If I had a time machine I would probably find the person who sold the idea of Horse Armor at Bethesda shortly after killing Hitler. 

“On the other, why charge a nominal fee at all unless you think it might encourage some players to dip their toes into the game’s expansive microtransaction economy?”

There will be (or will have been, now)  a specific microtransaction that allows free transmog, sold as a convenience item.

The property owners should get the waterway destruction ticket? How?

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

A dude in armor (the Visitor, one of “The Seven”... dunno what’s with them) crashes into the island in a meteor. He launches a rocket that opens a rift. The rift spawns a cube and a bunch of stuff happened (it’s not important). The cube explodes and there’s a thing with a butterfly. Under the lake is a thing called…

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

I think i’d rather be torn apart by the actual cerberus

Quick! Lets get a Third for the Sharon TRIFECTA.

Peely is grotesque. I’m all for anthropomorphized fruit, but there’s just something about Peely that feels off.

That’s clearly Lore.

Oh, yeah, no. I’m not being rational here.

Why does not having Pom poms and wearing a costume with make up make her a prostitute? Are drag queens prostitutes? Are Broadway performers prostitutes? Oh, and are prostitutes bad?

She reminded me of “mother” from Pink Floyd’s The Wall. I couldn’t pin it down at first, but there it was.

How sad is it that the android from 2004's I, Robot still looks better than DC’s Cyborg?

yeah, despite my screename, I’m not being sarcastic there. I think there’s a genuine case to be made.

I am fascinated by her make up choices. I started wearing make up very late in life and always feel like I don’t have it right but then I see this make up choice and I’m like, “I guess I’m ok.” 

I say charge her with it and let’s find out.

That is a rough looking 50. Looks like she used a spackling knife to apply her foundation.

A serious question: in addition to criminal harassment, is she also creating and distributing child pornography? Like, the nude bodies depicted belong to people over 18, but the intention is to create pornography of a child. It’s a facsimile of a child, but the intention is for that facsimile to be indistinguishable…