Yeah, nobody is talking about this movie in my circles, online or off. Seemed to be poorly received by most reputable critics. Kind of an obvious yawner whose point will be missed or ignored by reality-deniers and annoy those of us that are already well aware that we are fucked. This movie, if it wasn’t sitting right…

For science.

“The newcomers call themselves humans and say they come in peace!  Also, they insist we do the greeting ceremony every time that we meet with them!”

What a fucking goober that man is.

And all the other space empires in the Marvel-verse suddenly have the same conversation:

Oh, oh, look how pretty Alaska is! We get all the fucking colors of the weather rainbow, huzzah!

Invasion of personal space unprompted and a sniff-sniff-sniff, or a hollered “compliment” about someone else’s body sans previous encouragement would be good lines for you not to cross in the future.

“If I was bigger I’d chase and kill every single person on this ship. Even Booker.”

“Long after humankind had made tenous peace with the Machines, victims of the infamous Cavern of Farts festivals still dealt with the aftereffects. Some couldn’t rest unless piled upon other people like sleeping puppies. And others would fly into a wild burst of uncontrolled and a-rythmic moshing at the merest whiff…

<Stares in momentary shock.>

Okay, following your line of thinking means that people that catcall are actually just giving people unprompted compliments. Oh, and if the catcall isn’t well received it is the fault of the person that is getting hollered at.

I hope not.

He literally set up a class where he was the teacher and supposed veteran expert that was going to instruct these novice movie-sex havers on the fine arts of fuckening.

...why the facial hair?

He will never be forgiven for this.

Make the decision you are obviously going to make, numbskulls.

Yeah, tell that to the actual white supremicists. Latinos can vote red, lean conservative so hard they fall over, and suck the orifices of various right-wing demagogues and it still won’t matter a fucking iota to the racists they are trying to court.

A fool and his money is soon parted, especially if the dumb fucker is trying to buy NFTs.

How long do you think until a human eats, snorts, or fucks one of these rarest of organisms?

Wait, you are telling me that he has created a fucking monster that he now has nearly no control over?!