I feel like you may be infected by the ghost of a horny Clive Cussler.

Wait, people are staring at their vibrators while doing the deed?!

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

MY BRAIN, YOU HAVE SLAIN IT

When discussing my past with religion, I often use some version of “I was raised Catholic so of course I’m an Atheist.”

My very first job, in ye olden thyme, was being one of those attendants.

Meatsweats Marj would be delighted if her performance inspired a crazy to do violence against AOC, I suspect.

<Raises a murky glass in salute.>

He wasn’t known as Slicky Willy for nothing!

oh ffs

There is a scene in the short-lived television Ash vs Evil Dead where Ash is pulled into a butt. It doesn’t matter how much he resists or how aware he is that he is being pulled into the butt, the butt is his inevitable home.

I have never been trained in combat but I am bullishly confident on both of us having a good chance to smite Whedon in the ring nonetheless!  We’ll make sure to get you within ten feet, no pistols involved, problem solved.

“Like wiping your ass with silk, I love it.”

Gadot has military training and could have easily killed ol’ soft-belly Whedon in any number of ways during any point of their interactions.

I, for one, am willing to say openly what anyone who has glanced at this thread assuredly knows by now:

Dorkly Drawing Dixter

<Offers the share his popcorn.>

YOU WILL FIT THE MOLD HE WANTS YOU IN.

I have been feasting on this thread since I stumbled across it.

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