I hereby decree that all professional golfers, regardless of gender, shall be required to wear the mini-skirt upon the green.

oh fuck

“Twatstorm? Great flick, never finished it.”

I use the age excuse SPECIFICALLY to not have to pay attention to this type of shenanigans.

I read public hair and about spit my tea out, fantastic typo is fantastic!

You know when you start talking to a guy about something and, soon as he is able to, he turns the conversation into a story about himself?

You are, honestly, not empathetic to the original poster’s feelings towards “red staters?” of which, as the resident lurking Alaskan, I also am?

I’m in 100% agreement about the needle in every arm stance.

You made yourself and your personal suffering a special case worthy of notice during a time wherein droves have died while losing access to healthcare and their means of livelihood while, by your own admission, your loved one has access to healthcare and you have been gainfully employed.

Kinja’d, deleted double post.

A person’s story is their own and all that but holy shit you have a point. The lack of relevance (unforced error, anyone?) is especially telling.

Never liked the term snatch, something about it gives me the skeevers.

<Remembers Shaq Fu for the Sega and promptly dies of old age.>

Ah, yes, science and the sky wizard hailed in the same post.

You made an excellent post and it was appreciated but, to be frank, I’m mostly chortling over here at the idea of competitive Kegeling.

As someone who often forages amongst the comment section for sustenance I, too, have noticed the people in your second point.  They seem numerous.

This is all about them trying to make up for dropping the ball during the insurrection.

Okay, that is worth both a barf and a double barf on the barf-o-meter.

I just recently purchased and got into this game.

This is my first response whenever I see a disembodied eyeball, too.