I love a spit take as much as the next guy, but my mouth was full of PROTEIN SHAKE. Read more
Rapunzel's Frying Pan
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Trump recently cut funding for all the satellites looking anywhere except at China. Read more
On the list of not recommended uses for feces.... Read more
Tough shit. You made it, now lay in it. Read more
She deserves every bit of this after the racist bs she pulled with the birther movement Read more
That’s some serious Henry VIII stuff there.
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This was a glorious 2 hours of twitter tonight, delicious. Read more
Wow, more eyes must be trained on these accounts than satellites at the sun. Read more
Are you alright, Melania? Read more
Sarcasm! Read more
It’s an elaborate version of ‘I’m on a diet so you can’t order that piece of cake’ he just can’t have people munching on those delicious pieces of heaven around him Read more
There is also a ban on cookie sales. Read more
I want to head there and drop in learning material about the girl scouts in the donation plate. Maybe go to confession and just talk about all the sinful things I learned as a girl scout, like sewing and speaking up for myself. Read more
I feel the need to go to church in Kansas city and eat a whole box of girl scout cookies as noisily as possible. Read more
I should have been more suspicious when my niece showed me her new merit badges in promiscuity and atheism. Read more
Or at least the father of the Bride had the good decency to force the impregnator or other easy to find male to marry the little harlot to avoid bringing shame to the family name! /s Read more
No, but they at least had the decency to die after a botched back alley abortion. Read more
Before the pill women never got pregnant out of wedlock....... Read more
“programs and materials reflective of many of the troubling trends in our secular culture” Read more
Fucking Girl Scouts. Well now we know that all that cookie money is secretly funding abortions and pro-sexy times propoganda. Read more