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Sarcasm!

It’s an elaborate version of ‘I’m on a diet so you can’t order that piece of cake’ he just can’t have people munching on those delicious pieces of heaven around him

There is also a ban on cookie sales.

And for what it’s worth a friend of mine is a (liberal feminist) pastor in KC and in response to this her congregation is going to take in more troops. And buy more cookies.

I want to head there and drop in learning material about the girl scouts in the donation plate. Maybe go to confession and just talk about all the sinful things I learned as a girl scout, like sewing and speaking up for myself.

Seriously, you ask 5 people in this city who has the best barbecue, and you’ll be lucky to ONLY get 5 different answers.

I feel the need to go to church in Kansas city and eat a whole box of girl scout cookies as noisily as possible.

I should have been more suspicious when my niece showed me her new merit badges in promiscuity and atheism.

First, off, you misspelled “The One Chosen True Barbecue”...

Or at least the father of the Bride had the good decency to force the impregnator or other easy to find male to marry the little harlot to avoid bringing shame to the family name! /s

What’s the difference between each city’s heretic barbecue?

No, but they at least had the decency to die after a botched back alley abortion.

Just throwing this in, since it’s a point of confusion that always seems to come up - Kansas City, KS, is the smaller KC, and is actually only the 3rd largest city in the Kansas City metropolitan area. Kansas City, MO, is the larger one that most people think of, and is home to the Chiefs, Royals, the zoo, most of the

BoysScouts are still welcome in the parish.

Before the pill women never got pregnant out of wedlock.......

“programs and materials reflective of many of the troubling trends in our secular culture”

Boys Scouts are still welcome in the parish.

Fucking Girl Scouts. Well now we know that all that cookie money is secretly funding abortions and pro-sexy times propoganda.