Thank fuck. Here’s hoping the door gave him an ass-kicking on the way out.

They only care about the Second Amendment. THAT’S what makes America great to them. Of course, as applied to white Americans only. Oh and the religion part of the First, as warped by their white Christian minds.

As an immigrant from a country that has been declared to have no free press I can’t stress this enough. The First Amendment IS WHAT MAKES AMERICA GRAEAT. Many of us came here consciously or not seeking the freedom to say wha we really thought. This country is still better than mine when it comes to freedom of speech…

It reminds me of the “comedy roast” episode of the Office where Michael gets roasted and then completely freaks out.

I can’t believe the president is such a whiny lil bitch

Yep. trump never thought past the election. Winning the popularity contest was his only goal. He was clearly hoping that he could just make proclamations and his elves would take care of the rest. Thats why he keeps campaigning even to this day.

The best part is that Dump couldn’t just stay in the White House and pout or even haul ass down to Mar-A-LotsaTaxpayerMoney, he had to go hold a spite rally in Penn and force his toadies to cheer him until he re-bloated with false pride and vanity.

There’s a reason why conservatives rant about liberal snowflakes:

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

Minhaj made fun of Pence noting that the VP wasn’t there because some of the women in the room might be ovulating.

He wasn’t. Ugh clicked publish too soon. He joked that pence couldn’t make it because some women in the room were ovulating, so that was on them lol.

No, he was at the rally leading chants of ‘fake news.’ I wish “Face The Nation” and others would refuse to have him on their shows when he takes part in this fascistic nonsense.

Was Pence there, or were there too many non-wife women showing ankle for him to participate?

I thought he crushed it. And not that any Trump supporter would have watched, but it is impossible to argue with his closing remarks, which were mega inspiring. Even that turd, Darrell Issa was caught on camera giving some kind of recognition.

I actually love all of those excerpts involved. I’ve said this in other comments about this dinner before but I’ll say it again. If you have the personality where you can’t handle this kind of thing you shouldn’t be there. Kudos to trump for getting that.(Despite everything else about him)

I’m a dragonfly/praying mantis hybrid.

Reeeeally doubt that’s the case. You’re absolutely right they could make a strong case that they weren’t at fault, and they could push the blame to the officers, and there’s a decent change they wouldn’t have to pay much, if anything, in court.

In a vacuum, United probably wouldn’t have done too bad in court. A payout, but not an ungodly one.

I’m going to go with 8, because 7 is obvious and 8 gives a wide enough range that he could be paid very, very well because there is no way United comes out ok in court.

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