As the great Sammy Bee once said, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.”

I always think of Kim Possible’s Dr. Drakken discussing the “white underbelly” of something or another. That’s what we look like tbh.

I want to do more than just cry over pictures of babies.

Yep. And don’t forget Rebecca Schaeffer.

You’re a very sweet person to make her cookies. I would love to have you as a neighbour!

Oh my god, I’d never even thought of it that way, and I am now both amused and furious.

You write really beautifully. Thank you for sharing your experience and insight. Sending love your way. <3

Aw, reading this interaction cured my hangover.

I’ve been watching this show and totally agree. They’re all so cute. They haven’t been totally stifled yet and I love it. As a reformed (not really lol) know-it-all who now babysits and tutors, I lowkey love know-it-alls.

Hotel was interesting, at least. I wouldn’t say it was the best but it was decent. I hated Asylum. Too much sexual violence, and there was too much going on. It wasn’t coherent. At all. I felt like Murphy cheated the audience in Roanoke. I don’t know how to describe it; it felt like the whole “Look! They’re all…

I’ve felt the same way about every other season; I loved Murder House, hated Asylum, Coven was my absolute favourite, Freak Show bored me to tears, Hotel was just good enough to draw me back in but not good enough to motivate me to finish it, and Roanoke was meh.

Exactly. Let’s not forget that everyone was aghast over last year’s underwhelming performance- which was due to a technical problem out of her control. I don’t blame her for not wanting a repeat blunder. She apologised like a million times, and then went on to knock it out of the park. I don’t think George would’ve…

This brings a little bibliophilic tear to my eye. You are a good noodle.

I love it when my cat curls up next to me and starts purring super loud. I usually react with wracking sobs and snot and, “You’re the only one who truly loves me!”

ooooh thank you i love you

Oh, I think wanna do this. Any other days in particular that you’re looking forward to?

AHAHA IM SO FUCKING TERRIFIED