"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

My (now ex) fiancé and I had a somewhat long-distance relationship. I worked an a city 3 hours from the small town we lived in, so I would stay with friends or my parents while I worked my 4 days on, and go home on my days off. Things were never "good" when I was at home, but anyone can tolerate each other for 4-5…

I am the youngest singlest loneliest person on this website.

Also: Elle Fanning as Amy, Miles Teller as Laurie, Hailee Steinfeld as Beth (she's played tough elsewhere, she could bring a little depth to the character), Emma Watson as Meg and Shailene Woodley as Jo (although it looks like she wants to move away from playing a teenager, so that may not fly). I'd also love to see…

There's no Team Amy/Team Jo. They both moved on from their childhood squabbles, so should we. Besides, what Jo wanted (as she states, repeatedly) was for Laurie to stop being in love with her, stop agonizing over her rejection of him, and to see her only as a beloved sister. That's what Amy ended up giving Jo.

My favorite Christmas Carol? Muppets. Muppets all the way.

Yeah, Little Women has been adapted every twenty-ish years since Hollywood began, so we're right on track for the next one.

Personally, if they're going to make a movie based on a Louisa may Alcott book, I'd give my eye teeth to see Rose In Bloom on the big screen. (All the tears!!!!)

Seriously, why not make Little Men and then Jo's Boys? They could still get Winona to play Jo.

Me, too! I even get a little teary when Joey's all like, "Beth is really sick, and I'm scared!" and Rachel has to comfort him.

The Little Men books are great! Especially the one when they're all actually in school and is all about boy hijinks.

Ruffles, polka dots, flutter sleeves, bows-on-belts, headbands, yes!

I wish I could have all of Zooey Deschanel's dresses in New Girl. My wardrobe would be sorted for life.

This is who I want to be.

I'm so glad the baby punting story ended with the parents apologizing.

A lot of that sounds like it could come straight from Jenna Maroney. Especially the feud with the dog and grouping family murders in with auditions in the "weird" category.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON DIDN'T WIN. I AM SO DISTRAUGHT RIGHT NOW.

I think the only way that lipstick can work is if you go for a goth-ish/industrial-ish/severe glam look. Trying to be basic glam then sticking that lipstick on it isn't working for anyone.

I remember rubbing a bunch of chapstick on a piece of leather furniture when I was small before being caught. I had supposed that since Chapstick was helpful for my lips when they got leathery, that it would also soften a leather sofa pleasantly. I done supposed wrong.

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.