Irrational BCO request time. It’d be absolutely awesome if someone could read these stories out loud, then I could go to the audio link and listen. I absolutely love every instant of my Monday BCO joy, but often spend a good chunk of an hour reading them, thereby avoiding work. I’d be able to multitask listening while…

I feel like I entered this as a Pissing Contest entry before, but once at Disneyland I was talking to Rapunzel and Flynn and just lost my shit trying to explain why the movie Tangled is important.

This whole concept of designer collaborations used to be really exciting, to see how the hi-end designs would be adapted to mass market by the designers themselves instead of being knocked off. While I still like seeing the design, it turned into chaos for people to resell on eBay or some local classified ads website…

And Girls. But I have a feeling you knew that? ;)

I’m being “Sexy Kim Davis.” Complete with “NOPE” rubber stamp. You have no idea how hard it is to make a corduroy jumper even come close to “sexy.” Especially when scowling! I did my best. Although I will press it before we go out!

Yeah, I super don’t understand the relation, except that they’re not related? I’d draw a picture but I don’t care that much.

(Once I drew a picture to figure out how, exactly, Liz Lemon was related to The Hair.)

And the Bride worn Pnina Tornai, of course.

I now have the perfect image of Kylie Jenner farting while Justin Bieber gets slapped.

For me, this would be an act of disobedience to my God.

I can't be the only one who read these, can I?

So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.

you take that back about the rugrats

“It’s that thing, where you cover a midget in ground beef, then they dance under the hot lights until it cooks.”

She can fit comfortably in most overhead storage compartments, but I’d lay down $100 that she could put him in a coma with a single punch.

Pinkham’s law.

I make this plea a lot, but please, Jezzies, leave the assholes and trolls in the grays. You’re not going to be able to reason with the idiot suggesting sexual molestation in America is a silly non-issue because of ISIS. You’re not going to successfully school the charming gentlemen who doesn’t believe victim blaming…

There was an indy coffee shop a few minutes walk from our house that made the best waffles, years after it closed I still miss walking down there on a Saturday. The "bistro" that replaced it has crepes. Crepes can be very good, but crepes are not waffles.

the walt disney world “sister” hotels: the swan and dolphin have giant concrete statues on top of them. one has swans. the other has.... mahi-mahi. because it’s florida and they named the hotel located 9 miles from the sea world swim with the dolphins (mammals) experience after the fish.

my favorite ever, only-got-asked-it-once, left me utterly speechless disney question: