I'm a little upset this post was up for so long without one reference to this.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

Here I brought it for you

aaaaaaand cue the Frozen hate.

No. Those children were monsters!

Weeeee! Another cast member! :D I worked there for 3 months, the husband 9 FUCKING YEARS. The most terrible place on earth.

omg

OH MY GOD I GOT THE DOME THING SO OFTEN at the Anaheim park. A woman straight up screamed at me for not turning on the air conditioning on a really hot day in August. We were standing outside in Tomorrowland. I asked if she meant on the attraction she'd just exited, but no, she meant the whole park.

I was pretty much on board with the article ('yes, treatment sounds good, these studies sound good, good that this kid doesn't condone sex with children in any way') until i got to the part about the guy who's a pre-school teacher. I don't care what he claims about the age range of his proclivities or how much his…

I'll treat him to a glass of... yeah, "glass of vagina" doesn't really work. I need to work on my innuendo.

"YOU WAIT TILL TWITTER HEARS ABOUT THIS!"

Me @ Lana Del Ray

Better than "The Wedding You're Not Sure Why It's Happening" where the bride and groom seem to loathe each other and fight all weekend. Many happy returns, I guess?

"We're decent friends, but I didn't think you thought of me as a Groomsman. You're not going to be in mine, hope that's okay."

The numbers reported by CNN represent one one-hundredth of one percent of the 300,000 people we have employed during this time period.

I see it a lot at school. Many first graders seem to have no experience with the word "no." It's important for children to have choices, but there is a limit. I patiently explain to them that it is the same rule for everyone. There is a time for playing and a time for learning. I've had kids tell me, in all…

It's not about refusing the kid a pink sippy cup to be a controlling dick.

I agree with this premise. There is far more to it than either of you is admitting, esp. as it concerns kids only going as far as you allow them to go. You do need to be firm, as kids are smart enough to realize when they can easily walk all over you. But you also have to be wise enough to pick your battles…

My daughter threw a tantrum over a Big Gulp for 45 minutes and all we did was turn up some metal.