WAIT HOLD UP I got honorable mention in the work stories Pissing Contest???

You are a precious gift from above.

I will be there. With my Frozen dress. And tiara. And backpack.

My husband is a brony and it's ruining our marriage. Thanks for eight and a half wasted years, you sonofabitch.

Um, pardon me, but Flynn is mine.

You are the absolute best kind of guest!! Seriously, when someone is nice and polite and friendly to us, we bend over backwards to make a good experience for them. One good guest can make up for a dozen stupid ones.

Other things that have happened:

As far as we know, we've always caught them. If anyone has successfully gotten their baby onto the ride, they would have to have gotten off the ride and all the way out of the building to where a cast member can't see them to get the baby out.

Once I told 28 different people in the span of an hour that yes, this is a ride. Mind you, this is inside the queue. Within full view of the loading dock. And also the word "ride" is in the title of the attraction. People are the WORST.

YES ALL THE DISNEY SOLIDARITY!!

I don't, but a friend did, and she said the best thing was the part when you heard clanging and saw a flashlight shining, because that was a cast member. Like literally that was someone's job to sit there in the dark and then bang the railing and click a flashlight.

Short version! We are haunted by:

I like Frozen just fine, but we have a parade, nightly fireworks, a new store, a goddamn skating rink, and seven showings a day of a live singalong. And they didn't hire any new cast members to staff these locations either, we were pulled from other areas. So everyone is stretched really thin and working 12 hour days…

One lady yelled at me about how Disney was mean to babies because we don't allow strollers in the queues. I believe her exact words were "ALL BABIES ARE DISABLED, NONE OF THEM CAN WALK."

That is the cutest!!! See, that's the kind of fun and magical thing I love about my job. :)

Well, a big part of that is that a lot of Make a Wish families weren't actually from the program- they were horrible people who bought Make a Wish buttons on eBay and pinned them on their children. So they would play the "my child is dying, give me all the free shit and don't you dare make us wait in line" card.

IF ONLY SOMEBODY LOVED YOU, RAMONAQUIMBY.

She was like "here, I had to pee" and the poor sweet guy she handed it to had no clue how to respond. So he just stood there. With a bag of pee.

I haven't worked any of those attractions, so I don't know about them, but my ride has giant aliens that are VERY EERIE with the work lights on.

That is exactly it.