I once confiscated a bottle of pee! They had the kid pee in the line into a bottle, then tried to smuggle the bottle of fresh pee onto the simulator. I made them leave.

And we appreciate that SO much!! Even just saying thank you makes a huge difference.

That is one of the absolute best parts! Like the other day, I had a little girl who clearly had some delays and she was so excited and asked me questions and even introduced herself. She gave me a hug before she left and it totally made my day.

It can be wonderful and so much fun, and it truly is an experience you can't find anywhere else, but guests can make it miserable. Especially since this summer my park is advertising Frozen Summer Fun, which is making our lives a million times more difficult. Now we have all the angry parents demanding dresses and…

YES OH MY GOD WHY DO THEY THINK THEY HAVE A DOME. I once had an elderly gentleman take down my name so he could complain I guest relations about how I wouldn't fix the rain for him.

Like legit zipped in and everything. It's terrifying.

Things I have experienced as a Disney cast member:

I was working at the fastpass entrance of my ride when a woman started changing her toddler's diaper right in front of me. I told her there was a bathroom literally twenty yards away and she tried to yell about me about her son couldn't wait. I repeated my request and she went "FINE!", picked up her half naked child,…

I love that one!! When I finished it the first time I immediately turned back to the first page and started again. I did the same with her other book, Human Croquet.

The actor playing Pluto was run over and killed by a float, right at the parade step off.

Here's one of my personal favorites: a guest in a scooter completely ignored the cast member telling him to wait behind the yellow line and instead continued driving...straight off the loading dock and right onto the ride track, which is a good four foot drop. And then the vehicle is pulling in, which puts the driver…

The worst horror story I've heard was the time Buzz was walking to his spot in Tomorrowland and a teenage boy suckerpunched him and ran away. But Buzz's midsection is just fabric, not the plastic armor, and Buzz was a girl that day. She ended up on the ground, and her character attendant took off after the kid. He was…

That actually happened in 2006.

They have a lot of disabled cast members at HoP, so that's actually not very funny. Most likely he was mentally handicapped.

It'll definitely need to happen, I totally agree. Right now it's helpful to have him being supportive and nearby, but I'm sure once we actually start pursuing all the paperwork and he moves out it'll be easier to get the distance.

Oh god. The first letter right off the bat was super helpful. I think I have some reading to do. Thanks.

Distractions are all good things right now. Luckily I'm working a lot of hours lately, so that helps, but I don't relish the thought of coming home to an empty house.

I feel really bad being that guy hijacking a thread, but I don't have groupthink privileges and my husband and I just came to the decision to divorce.

I was halfway between basic and budget, but in any case, I just wish I had a wedding where I felt loved and happy and cared for. The original wedding...not so much.

And also someone peed in the ballpit.