I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO. Why do parents think it's okay to call you names and tell you to go to hell because their darling angelpants is too short to ride an attraction?

My favorite moment recently was explaining to two different guests (two!!) that no, the Jaws ride has never been at Disney. Bless their hearts, they were so darn sure.

Haha, exactly!! (Did you work at Agent P?)

Let me give you an example of my sarcasm.

Thank you!!

Oh honey no.

Is it bad that the first thing I thought was "Why is Jasmine doing a meet n greet outside Sweet Spells??"

I second that motion. There are people who have worked their park since it opened and to them, it is their park and they can boss everyone as they please.

A mesh shirt over a tank top? I have a feeling that the tank top got pulled out of place (from carrying backpacks, hoisting children, riding coasters, what have you) and sometimes that's hard to notice when you have an over shirt. Maybe someone told her to pull it back into place and she misunderstood.

Oh, you'd be surprised. My greatest cast member skill so far is learning to say the most sarcastic things with a Disney princess voice and a great big smile. PEOPLE DON'T CATCH ON.

The first two Shreks are THE SHIT. And I have to confess that I've watched the musical at least six times on Netflix. I LOVE IT.

THAT WOULD BE THE BEST. Of course, it would be a deal breaker for Hildegarde*, because she was pretty vehement about how she wouldn't stay with him if he transitioned. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't a skeevy jerk.

My college roommate/ex-best-friend used to talk about a message board she really liked, so one day I checked it out. She uses the same screen name for everything, so she was easy to find. Turns out she recounted all of her sexual encounters with her brand new boyfriend in excruciating detail- which was news to me…

...mmkay.

Haha, thank you!! I love the Fitzherberts. :P

Of course!! It's a key part of the formula. That and the Dreamworks smirk.

As long as it's better written than the Croods. Dear god, The Croods. What a waste of Emma Stone.

Dreamworks films are extremely hit or miss, and almost exclusively marketed to four year olds via extensive merchandising and cheap spinoff cartoons. How to Train Your Dragon is by far their best work in recent years, although the original Kung Fu Panda and Megamind were decent.

I really wish this stuff would pour out of the carton looking like the glop from the food fight scene in Hook.