I feel like if I tried that trick I would just end up looking like the Mahna Mahna muppets.

They would have been great if we'd gone with an 18th century clown theme for the wedding!

Eugene proposed after a production of the WORST show I'd ever been involved in. Which is a story of its own. But he proposed in the lobby of the theater right after the show, while I was still in costume. Did I mention I played one of the ugly stepsisters in Into the Woods?

Tour guide!! I'm actually working there again (turns out Disney pays more than teaching for a hell of a lot less work) and it's seriously the best. Hopefully soon I'll be gangster trained!!

He was SO nice!! He looked like any other guest- khaki dad shorts and a baseball cap- and he rode on a full flight with other guests, totally chill and everything. He came back around to ride Star Tours again, and I was like "would y'all like to have a private flight?" And he and his group were all like "OMG YES THANK…

My first time working at Great Movie Ride I had Scotty Pippen on my show. I didn't know who he was and told him to put his drink away.

This is the time of year wherein I give thanks that I no longer work in alterations at a bridal shop, because prom season was the WORST. The mothers asking for dresses to be tighter and lower cut. The girls pitching fits. The requests for alterations that were physically impossible. And the desire for camo dresses. SO…

But the Chris-for-Marvel list isn't complete!

As a Disney cast member, I can safely say that yeah, it is almost impossible to find Frozen merch in the parks, and it's not because of incompetence. It just sells out SO DAMN FAST. They had a huge amount of inventory before the movie came out, and it sold out in weeks, park wide. Now a shipment of Elsa dolls will get…