But that isn’t even attractive. $51k should look better than a pile of synthetic and shitty looking flowers. I swear to god my Great Auntie May had that exact thing draped across her toilet cistern with a doll in a crocheted dress cleverly disguising the spare roll of tp.

I not convinced that Melania’s smile is about getting some personal space. This feels different. I get the impression that it is something more petty like thinking she is the hottest one in the group.

Somewhere, Lindsey Graham is passing out thinking of what could have been, had he made just a few different choices.

Gauthier is adorable.

That’s insane. She was there!

Poor kid. I cannot imagine the paranoia/fear/anger that must be triggered in a young artist whose performance venue has been the scene of such tragedy, such horror. I keep thinking of the tailspin Amy Schumer went into after the cinema shooting during one of her films. It must take tremendous, unseen courage to move…

BUT OBAMA CAN!

As long as you are drinking, imagine Hillary Clinton with that cohort.

And Macron doesn’t just go towards Angela first, they hold each other in a warm greeting and exchange kisses. Their bond is real, Donald. France and Germany are best friends and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH THEM.

Jesus, Trump. You are presumably the leader of the free world. Learn how to give a dignified handshake. Cringing.

Hey! Guess what? People from Montana read and support Jezebel. Painting us as “them” is fucked. I campaigned as hard as I could for Quist. And I’m still proud to call this state my home. This is what democracy looks like—I still love my neighbors, even the homely ones.

I’m from California and I would like my FAIR share of power. States like Montana and Wyoming get the same number of senators as California, New York, etc. They can keep their senators (sign), but I want the electoral college enlarged and balanced so that these rural states with no people in them don’t keep screwing me…

These people know about GOP plans to roll back access to heath care, consumer protections, environmental protections, public assistance programs, etc. Fuck, they even want to roll back some veterans’ benefits (a sacred cow if ever there was one). And, still, GOP voters are okay with that! THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT. …

Supposedly, there’s already the beginnings of a recall going on, according to some folks in Montana. I hope that’s true. Good lord, I hope that’s true.

I love how the article title says “despite” the assault. Despite? Did you hear the people laughing in the room as he “apologized?” They LOVED that he assaulted a reporter. Reporters are the enemy! Why? Because their dear leader said so.

Lost in the post-fight coverage is the fact that he too is in cahoots with the Russians. The reporter he assaulted is the same reporter who outed him. What a coincidence!

This outcome is not at all surprising, since the election was to fill Ryan Zinke’s seat. I mean, look at this doofus.

What kills me is that, even with early voting meaning that many had already cast their ballot before the assualt, we already knew all this about him:

After this, Republicans are dead to me. Dead.

Same. We can’t forget Cheeto was elected after admitting to sexually assaulting women, along with dozens of other horrendous violations that in the past would have sunk an election. I was nervous about where we would go after having a black president because I remember how the 2008 election devolved into a racist…

I know, early voting yada yada, but this country and its voters just fill me with despair and disgust.