...or he (Kelly) may take over the government by Labor Day. More and more, I think we’re facing either a quasi-military coup or a full-blown tanks and guns military coup.

Agreed. The grammar and punctuation are okay, they make sense (although they are full of alternative facts) and they’re not threatening anybody. No way they came from Trump himself. The Donald Jr probably had one of his kids write them.

Tweeting from a larger device would be too difficult for his teeny, tiny hands.

Spicey probably thinks DWTS is beneath his dignity. (He’s wrong; nothing is beneath his dignity now that he’s served the orange moron regime.)

Oh! Oh! This must happen! Maybe if we lobbied for it...

He’ll still be tweeting on his vacation, unfortunately, and there will be so much breathless media coverage of his Twitter idiocy that it will be impossible for the rest of us to take a vacation from it unless we go on a full media blackout.

For someone who lived through the entire Cold War, the orange nincompoop is frighteningly ignorant about how low our relations with Russia/the former USSR have been at various points during his lifetime.

I’ve had shingles, unmedicated childbirth, and a ruptured ovarian cyst. The first two sucked eleven kinds of balls, but that third one made me want to die.

There are no people in positions of power in this administration that fit the first category. Maybe there are some mid-level and career people who are truly dedicated to our country and trying to help as they can, but if they’re smart they’re either already gone or on the way out. If they stay much longer, they’ll be…

I don’t know whether this is a hilarious turn of events or the beginning of a military coup.

Of course he does. And so will his defense lawyer.

SHHHHHHHHH! For the love of god, don’t give them any ideas!

Not even remotely surprised that this administration’s new “communications director” likes to say “fuck” and “cock” to reporters—this is perfectly in keeping with what this administration wants to communicate to the public. (see: masculinity of the toxic variant)

Dancing with the Assholes, while it may be more accurate in some cases (aka Spicey’s), just doesn’t have the same prestige and cachet.

He probably did something similar to this at least once on his big international trip. Maybe the video(s) will surface someday...

THIS MUST HAPPEN. Someone tweet this idea at SNL, stat.

That was my thought exactly. I’ve been paying close to 30 percent in taxes for the past 27 years. I’d rather have more of it go to healthcare.

Damn. Once again I’m glad I work at home so that my co-irkers can’t see me weep. If Mrs. Obama can believe that about this country, after all she’s been through, then so can I.

They’re out there, they’re just not our age. (Also late 40s female.) I’ve met some lovely men who are 60+ or under 35 but like older women. (Sadly, I can’t handle being the older person in a relationship.)

Late 40s female here. I can deal with the workaholics. As a recovering enabler and child of an addict, I can spot the addicts a million miles away (and avoid them). Too old for the serial daters, Peter Pans, and Mama’s Boys to bother with, thank god.