ETA: If this is showing up multiple times, blame Kinja.

As a career writer/editor, I fully agree with your “grammar is hard” statement. I had to explain a rather obscure grammar rule to a client last week. She was embarrassed that she didn’t already know it, and I told her not to be, that it’s impossible to fully grasp all the intricacies of the English language. I can…

“Look at FLOTUS for instance!”

And he’ll be right back to FAKE NEWS tweets after the next Russia development.

This should get him going again.

Trump is absolutely not writing these. The style’s all wrong. It’s someone who knows how to write trying to ape Trump’s style and only getting kind of close. I don’t know how or if they’re blocking Trump’s own tweets, but I’d put money down he’s not writing the “positive” tweets.

He’s had PR people do some of his tweets for years, this is no different. The real Trump will be back, at 3am on a coke binge one weekend. He won’t allow his access to be completely restricted.

In the past couple weeks Trump basically insured that the Republican majority in the white house can’t pass legislation, because instead of winning over the maverick senators he shamed them on Twitter and sent them thinly veiled threats. If you’re a Republican this is a huge problem, it’s like you were about to win at…

He knows not of this iPad of which you speak. Barron has the only laptop because he’s the one who knows the Cyber.

Yeah, I’ve heard this story before and it usually takes a few days to a couple of weeks before he chews through his restraints and is off to the races again.

Supposing his phone is confiscated by his babysitters, I wonder when he’ll figure out he can also tweet from his ipad and laptop

Unless Kelly had convinced Trump to hand him his phone, I have no doubts that he’ll be back to Tweeting childish, stupid shit. I chalk this spate up to trying to rebut charges of White House chaos following “The Mooch” fiasco.

overwhelming number of commitments in the Fall

Yeah. If motherfucker thinks he’s going on a redemption tour in the fall, he can go fuck himself.

Didn’t stop our current Secretary of Energy who doesn’t know where the nukes are

Damn. No awkward mambo set to “Spice Up Your Life.”

It hasn’t stopped a lot of people from going on DWTS.

Is there anything this dude is good at?

However, the real reason Spicer turned down the offer, according to the source, was an “overwhelming number of commitments in the Fall.”

the rule is that you conscientiously educate yourself by asking an actual L(/l/w)ibertarian which standard of capitalization pisses them off the most, and then proceed to use that one.