ETA: If this is showing up multiple times, blame Kinja.

As a career writer/editor, I fully agree with your “grammar is hard” statement. I had to explain a rather obscure grammar rule to a client last week. She was embarrassed that she didn’t already know it, and I told her not to be, that it’s impossible to fully grasp all the intricacies of the English language. I can…

“Look at FLOTUS for instance!”

overwhelming number of commitments in the Fall

Yeah. If motherfucker thinks he’s going on a redemption tour in the fall, he can go fuck himself.

Didn’t stop our current Secretary of Energy who doesn’t know where the nukes are

Damn. No awkward mambo set to “Spice Up Your Life.”

It hasn’t stopped a lot of people from going on DWTS.

Is there anything this dude is good at?

However, the real reason Spicer turned down the offer, according to the source, was an “overwhelming number of commitments in the Fall.”

I thought that was Paris Hilton? That is terrible if true. Pets are children and a huge responsibility. They should be treated with the utmost care. Ask me about my tabbies! (J/K but if we were on the bus right now I probably would be showing you pictures of my furballs. :p)

I’ve been seeing it everywhere today and it just doesn’t compute with me. Why 17? Why not an even two weeks?

When he and Michelle got out of the limo and walked in the inauguration parade I was so stressed out I threw up after. Seeing that footage now makes me weep for the sheer faith of it.

Hollywood wants the authenticity of children of poverty, parade them around at premieres, then dump them back into their previous life and adults from the West profit from them for years.

You know how many empty calories are in a dog?!

She’s more interested in wallowing in other people’s pain than actually doing anything about it.

Jolie’s version of the story is the same as the story that the magazine printed - she doesn’t seem to get what was wrong with it in the first place. It doesn’t matter if YOU think ‘this is an acting exercise, this money is meaningless and the children don’t get to keep it anyway’ - to those kids they’re just seeing a…

Despite all the crazy news from today I’m still stuck on a 17 day vacation. I mean that rancid cheeto basically gets days off every week and now he’s taking off for more than 2 weeks? Must be nice.

It’s probably  because Trump or his intermediaries were asking to embezzle more money from the taxpayers than the Secret Service was comfortable with.

the rule is that you conscientiously educate yourself by asking an actual L(/l/w)ibertarian which standard of capitalization pisses them off the most, and then proceed to use that one.