Kids should be teaching Sick Burn 201 (not Sick Burn 101, because their shit is advanced)

Refer to the team as 'Washington'. Done.

It would put a lot of pressure on the NFL by their broadcasting partners, who are going to want to be able to, you know, broadcast the team name. So fine by me.

l am a leaf on the wind :(

this place is the mess. The only way I can see all posts and reply is on my phone only.

I drew it out over a month's time to savor it the first time I watched it. That, and because it made me sad that something so incredible could be gone forever. Now there is a Firefly shaped hole in my heart that can only be filled with frequent injections of Captain Tightpants and his crew.

"Serenity" will give you some satisfaction... but you are, as are we all, DOOMED to lead a life of nagging, perpetual discontent, now. Something is missing. And it looks like to always will be.

I binged on Firefly. Now I understand everything and am confused...WHY was it cancelled. I need to know it Simon and Kaylee ever kissed! How is River! I need to know.

Make sure you never ask Tanya if she wants to build a snowman.

You can still sue. DO IT!

I concur. Dead Dog in the Bayou will be a best seller

The first time I visited Portland I literally spent the entire time squealing, "MY PEOPLE!" to my boyfriend. I am a Californian, but I am not a Californian. I'm sorry you don't want me, but I'm coming anyway because I LOVE YOU!

I imagine there are a lot of good stories in mental health, as there are in my field, which is special education.

When I was in college, I covered for a law firm's receptionist when she was out. The firm shared a reception area with the county mental health commissioner, which means that he decided whether people should be forcibly committed to a psychiatric hospital or rehab when a petition was filed. Like with Britney Spears…

You need to start writing novels like now

Hey! I won! That's awesome! I never win anything. No wait, that's not true! I won comment of the day on Jezebel back in May 2008, and I was hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh as a fucking kite for oh, at least ten minutes. I think a friend even bought me a beer off the back of that triumph.

I used to work at a small town newspaper and it was a great place for people who like crazy shit. Like, everyone always used to feel it necessary to call any time they grew what they felt was a abnormally large vegetable or found a weird looking animal in their yard. Sometimes they would bring it to the office…

My boss sat the entire company down one morning in the boardroom for a very important meeting.

Petition to advance cloning technology to the point that every woman someday can have a Joseph Gordon Levitt.