I ate a Snickers almond bar. KING SIZE. It was so good.

I woman your woman. Let's woman and woman. Woman you around woman o'clock.

I ate four Butterfingers today. Not those pathetic little "fun size" ones either. The two-piece "share packs."

Biggest disappointment: still no Neuromancer or Snow Crash movie.

AND THAT'S HOW TILDA SWINTON WAS BORN.

Very beautiful. Those cheekbones!

Inside info: When I was a server, I waited on Susan Sarandon and she was a very good tipper.

Two things, 1) Weird Al is a musical fucking genius and I refuse to acknowledge anyone who disagrees and 2) you made me have to look up a word and I am angry that I learned something today. At least it wasn't math.

Were their fun events? Snacks? Decorations?

This...was...hilarious! Especially as someone who DID have a "becoming a woman" party ^_^ (done with my full knowledge and consent of course, and we only had women come. Incidentally, my mom is awesome).

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?

That's the scene that got me into the show. I was flipping channels, I saw that and then I watched the whole series. They really had amazing chemistry.

Only the first two seasons, though. SEASON 3 DOES NOT EXIST.

"Lives ruined, blood shed..." SO SO GOOD. Their first kiss is pretty up on there on the "epic" scale, as well. Sometimes I put in my DVD just to watch that scene. And then I rewind it like 15 times (that's actually not an exaggeration).

Yes! I actually squealed when I saw her.

One word: Taystee.

I was debating between Nick Offerman and this one:

Oooooooooooh, nice. Very nice.

to be honest with you this my reaction to this conundrum