Snickers is the correct answer

You don’t even want to know the regimen involved when goths go on beach holiday.

Five days minimum. Not sure if I’ll be able to keep going much longer after that.

Craft thread!

the woman literally emailed me right after the story went up to say “i’m glad you told that commenter to fuck off”

PLEASE fuck off

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

fuck off

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Post-wine texted this to the ex-husband who keeps contacting me

Spot on for M&S.

I’m guessing either Legal Seafoods or McCormick & Schmick’s?

I’ll say this: I used to get a lot of very high-ranking Admirals and Generals on lunch shifts when I worked in Crystal City (right near the Pentagon). Every single one I ever served—without fail—was a great customer—super polite, good tippers, didn’t make a fuss. I know YMMV may vary and all, but my personal…

Every single one

Violence is seldom the answer.

I overheard my boss telling someone that another female employee was transferred to our agency because she got pregnant during the busy time of the year. My boss was actually quite happy to get the pregnant employee and he says she is very smart. He thinks the people who transferred her out are idiots. We do office…