I’m a Chicago Bears fan...

It’s important to teach your children that life is horrifying and full of random tragedy at an early age.

Ok sparky, let us know since you’re the fucking genius here.  What should we be worried about?

If you think Trump has blanket military loyalty, you have been drinking the kool-aid. They follow the President because he’s the commander in chief; and don’t speak out against him because it would violate their oath of service.

You may want to look up Trump’s polling numbers with troops. They never had his back. Exit polls show Clinton won active military by a substantial margin. Trump has veterans, and they’re very much of the fuck you, I’ve got mine mindset.

SCOTUS doesn’t need political capital. 

This isn't the first time a Conservative Chief Justice saw the court unfairly get stacked with conservative Justices and understanding the importance of the job became a contextualist. 

Simpsons, sure. Family Guy, I’m good with that. South Park, yeaaah you lost me

It won’t cure all their financial woes, but those states that are looking to protect and fill their coffers: Expedite the legalization of marijuana. If Colorado, with ~5.76 million people can make ~$302.5 million in tax revenue in 2019, surely NYS with it’s ~19.5 million would do even better.

Not this year, but ever. Miami’s only recorded 100 degree day was in 1942. The comparison is really more a “fun fact” about Miami. Despite being a city known for being hot, it has only had one day on record where the temperature has reached 100 degrees Fahrenheit.

What is it with douchebags not wanting to wear masks. I just read this story about the governor of Nebraska withholding relief money:

Airplanes don’t just recirculate air, the bypass flow stage in the engines constantly feeds cabin pressure and cycles fresh air through the cabin. This is a weird myth that I keep reading, an airplane isn’t a spaceship, air is literally part of the name. The association with flying causing you to get sick is because…

Yeah, how about no. Speed cameras are BS. 

This is the last straw.

So a bunch of idiots that play too many video games, that the military probably rejected also have a stupid name, not a surprise. Boogaloo?? Let’s see:

Or making people stand out in severe thunderstorms to make himself feel better. There was an amazing amount of lighting flying last night when the second line of storms past though.

OH MY GOD YES. I was reading in bed one night and winding down and one of those started at full volume and I was so started I THREW MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM. If not for Otterbox I would have sued.