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The federal government will have to pay people for relocation.”

Unfortunately, this clearly screams of Jezebel being on the herb chopping block.

Just wanted to post a reply to say this SNS post was well done and had some fun content to read. Much better than the typical one paragraph phone in job. Thank you Megan.

“...what climate change doesn’t destroy, human nature will. All the best laid plans of men will go up in smoke once global food production plummets and potable water dries up.”

Our Species deserves to go extinct. I hope the Orcas and Octopuses make it out alright.

The Finance Bros Abide like the pieces of shit they are. FUCK THE HERB! FUCK PETER THIEL! Long live Splinter! Long Live the One and True DEADSPIN THAT HAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!! Hi regular kinja folks. You all know what I'm talking about.

Absolutely agree that may be the case. Another possibility respectfully suggested. I don’t want to be 80 either and I’ve already been on my “death bed” twice since turning 30 for medical reasons. Maybe he just said fuck it? We'll never know.

It’s mostly used as the ability to fall very long distances...”

We tried that...now we can't comment on Deadspin and Splinter is gone. The Herb doesn't give a shit, sadly.

Damn! Good question. Just got out of it a couple hours ago and didn't think about that.

Make D.C., Guam (if they want) and Puerto Rico (They have voted yes multiple times) a state. Combine the Dakotas. And Bob's your uncle. This has been my wishful dream.

Shout out to Cinci! Only visited once and completely agree with your assessment.

A portion of your statement is true. Wild Wild West proves Time travel is possible because it clearly does not apply to Salma Hayek.

“...after the likely advent of a Republican majority in the Senate post-midterms.”

I don’t know if anyone else caught it but in one of the last main credit shots a sling ring is sitting on a table.

Damn, beat me to it. Have a star.

That’s the thickest Magic Wand I've ever seen. 

Singapore has entered the chat. 

That Maria Rambeau built and ran a government agency would mean every black person in the Air Force (hell, the military in general) knew of her.”