Wholeheartedly agree, but just one thing: Germany only started one World War (the second one). They get blamed for the first because they wound up doing all the heavy lifting on their side, but they got there the same as Russia, France and Austria-Hungary as part of that race to mobilize and fuck the other side before…

You mean the sht box where the cat steps in and all over its poo? And urinates outside the box.  And tracks fecal material all outside and on the floor around the cat box, and YOUR home? And don’t forget it getting on YOUR counter, where you prepare YOUR meals.  Nasty.

I’ll go with

There is a motherfucker with a goddamn gun to our heads and his name is Donald Trump.  

The word is we’ll see some of Pawnee’s most memorable residents as well....

Illinois Rep. Tammy Duckworth.

I totally hear you on that!

I wish I could withhold my taxes from the Navy for a few years in response.

No one really changes or has any meaningful catharses.

Yeah that guy's hair alarmed me. 

I’m sorry but I just had to paste this picture of Mississippi Governor Tate Reeves from the article. The fact that he wants to turn offices and factories into death mills goes so much better with art.

So lovably quaint of the British to maintain this wonderful institution.

I’m not 100% sure how the airport is looking at the moment, but a quick Uber search indicates there are still lots of cars driving around in the area – so presumably you should be able to find one at SEATAC. Best of luck!

Living in the Seattle area is pretty eerie right now. Not two weeks ago, we were the “epicenter” so to speak. Now it seems that most major cities across the country are in the process of catching up.

So could Biden.

Americans were digging mass graves (this one was near Philadelphia) in 1918. They still managed to vote in the 66th Congress and 32 Gubernatorial races.

Those of us on Team Bidet are smiling smugly as we watch you load up your carts with 48 packs of TP. I buy toilet paper so infrequently I can’t even remember the last time I had to replenish stock.

The delegate gap between Biden and Sanders is far from insurmountable.

Everyone, remember, no matter what, we need to vote out 45 in November. Hold your nose if you have to, but do not allow your personal feelings to get in the way. Vote for the Democratic nominee on the ballot or you will responsible for 45 getting another term to further destroy our democracy--and that is not hyperbole.