I think he should stick to sports. 

Orange is the new Black

Lying on a security clearance to the military about membership in a domestic terrorist organization. Whole different ballgame.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

It was not embarrassing. The entire audience was singing along and gave a standing ovation. Wtf are you talking about? Don't make shit up just because you don't like rap or don't like Eminem.

I get not wanting to look like you’re going after your political rivals just because... so divorce the DoJ from the executive. Make it as non-partisan as possible and let it go after the fucks who violated the law.

Guy fucking sucks

No. Listen, I don’t like Trump either, but let’s not get carried away with blaming every single thing on him.

He claims to be a Marine yet made no major grammatical errors, so his story’s already suspect.

Because she’s been redeemed in the eyes of “Liberal White Women”.

Caitlyn Fucking Jenner?

Yes, there is breakfast potluck, and the very BEST of it is the breakfast casserole, which is sort of a bacon-egg-cheese-sausage-ham etc. bread pudding. It comes in many forms and is invariably delicious; it makes meeting humans at 6:00 am bearable. Like breakfast instead of brunch, I believe that it is entirely the…

Breakfast potluck is what my family does every Xmas. Biscuits and gravy, hashbrown casserole, fritatas etc.

Would it kill her to accept an ounce of blame for running a piss-poor campaign and condemning us all to 4-8 years of Trump? Fuck her and the corporate funded jet she flew in on. She’s was and is part of the problem and the best thing she can do to be part of the solution is to go get lost in the woods again.

Maybe I've just never seen it but the Trump is a Racist/Rapist sign is genius. 

For the Americans who may go, “B-but Canadians?!”

Your Friend Kicks Ass!

“When did the college admissions scandal break?”

Uh, no? Lots of toxic and harmful opinions should absolutely be demonized. Homophobia is one of them. Misogyny is another. So is racism. How the fuck are you gonna make the argument that one of those things isn’t like the other?

“That means anytime you see three white guys walking at you, down the street toward you, two of them voted for Trump,” he furthered.