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Because she’s been redeemed in the eyes of “Liberal White Women”.

Caitlyn Fucking Jenner?

Yes, there is breakfast potluck, and the very BEST of it is the breakfast casserole, which is sort of a bacon-egg-cheese-sausage-ham etc. bread pudding. It comes in many forms and is invariably delicious; it makes meeting humans at 6:00 am bearable. Like breakfast instead of brunch, I believe that it is entirely the

Breakfast potluck is what my family does every Xmas. Biscuits and gravy, hashbrown casserole, fritatas etc.

Would it kill her to accept an ounce of blame for running a piss-poor campaign and condemning us all to 4-8 years of Trump? Fuck her and the corporate funded jet she flew in on. She’s was and is part of the problem and the best thing she can do to be part of the solution is to go get lost in the woods again.

Maybe I've just never seen it but the Trump is a Racist/Rapist sign is genius. 

For the Americans who may go, “B-but Canadians?!”

It’s an actual animal, a member of the family Canidae so it’s a dog and not a racoon, but it’s got that black mask and so the name. It is interesting in that it’s the only member of the Canidae that undergoes winter torpor.

Your Friend Kicks Ass!

“When did the college admissions scandal break?”

overthrowing that regime

Interstellar travel is such a different beast that if it were aliens, everyone would know or no one would know.

Number one item in any survival pack, Lifestraws.

Disney is really going to let Mickey Mouse (or the earliest version of him) go into public domain in a few years? Doubt it...and Disney is the reason stuff from 1924 is just now coming into domain in 2020 in the first place.

Uh, no? Lots of toxic and harmful opinions should absolutely be demonized. Homophobia is one of them. Misogyny is another. So is racism. How the fuck are you gonna make the argument that one of those things isn’t like the other?

“That means anytime you see three white guys walking at you, down the street toward you, two of them voted for Trump,” he furthered.

That chart is 14 YEARS out of date.

Man, just as peak OK Boomers have retired to Florida.

I’m pretty sure I helped fund a private island for Bezos somewhere.

My father-in-law is also a veteran. A few years back, I heard that there’s a tradition that if you write to the White House to tell them you’ve been married 50 years, the President will write back to congratulate you. I heard about this around my in-laws 48 anniversary and Obama was still in office. By the time they